Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025

Spicy Rim Sprinkles

When you spank her bratty ass before jizzing on the ring

The date last night went well. She was super sweet but a bit of a brat so I had to give her the ol' spicy rim sprinkles

by Estasje October 8, 2025

shrinkle

when ones item wrinkles and shrinks at the same time

After swimming in the pool I suffered from shrinkle dick.

I left my clothes in the dryer to long and now they are all shrinkled

by eyerash August 16, 2007

shprinkler

Before a guy cums, stand up and a girl sticks her finger in his asshole, "control" shoots the load back and fourth while making sprinkler noises.

Laura and I did a shprinkler in my asshole roommates room and now everything is a glazed doughnut.

by DirtyCPT March 7, 2011

sprinket

A ridiculous human being, so devoid of common sense, the only way to describe them is indescribable. Thus a word must be created, hence sprinket was born.

God Jason, why are you such a sprinket?!

Yeah man, he's such a knob!

by Hillus November 13, 2013

sprankled

when yu get extra sprinkles on ur donut
you get ***sprankled**

see definition below
sprankled (v.)one who has been showered in food sprinkles

example: This hoe was so sprankled , She almost got diabetes.

by princessshenk October 20, 2015

Sprinkladoich

Word to go beyond "What a dumb piece of shit!", "Fuckwad" and "Dipshit".

The ultimate asswipe...

An asswipe so nasty that an asswipe wipes its ass with it. So fucking gross that it can't be destroyed and destroys everything it comes in contact with. Very contagious. Often associated with Nancy Drews who react to uneasy situations like a flurry of stale farts, chicken noises, pig grunts and loud deafening retarded laughter.

"Oh man that girl Paige is unbelievable, she's such a Sprinkladoich."

by SlimDaddyCool December 8, 2015