Sour Scream

When someone walks in on you masturbating near orgasm, so it is too late to stop, zip, and hide your meat away.

Oh shit grandma! Get out of here, you made me sour scream!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Norwegian Screamer

A Norwegian screamer is when you inhale 3 large blasts on a joint, immediately followed by a shot of limoncello mixed with vodka then smash a line of packet (cocaine)

You know what will get this party started Connor, Norwegian screamers all round! Apart from Josh, he has fat guy stench.

by Cockfish and the destroyer men September 7, 2019

pussy scream

An orgasm.

Hormone Monstress: Win? You mean have an orgasm?
Jessi: Ugh, don't say that word.
HM: Would you rather I said climax? Full release? Pussy scream?

by Guy1 October 5, 2019

windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.

"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."

by Leper96 October 21, 2019

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

Peanut scream fest

a yearly event occurring in April, the peanut scream fest is a festival that, of course, has peanuts, peanut butter and other peanut products sold at various stands. On the last day of this 3 day event, there is a competition in which contestants scream at the top of their lungs at pile of peanuts. The winner receives a cash prize.

hey! you going to peanut scream fest this weekend?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020