3 definitions by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading
My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading
by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020
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A type of lust where you want to penetrate someones anus.
Dan: "Damn Becky, you make very deptacious"
Becky: "Thanks Dan"
by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed March 15, 2022
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Oiling your hands up and then spanking someone!
I gave my son a big yoiiyl!
by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed September 27, 2020
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