Definitions by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed

deptacious 

A type of lust where you want to penetrate someones anus.

Dan: "Damn Becky, you make very deptacious"
Becky: "Thanks Dan"

deptacious by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed March 15, 2022

yoiiyl 

Oiling your hands up and then spanking someone!

I gave my son a big yoiiyl!

yoiiyl by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed September 26, 2020

Ted Spreading 

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

Ted Spreading by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020