Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed

deptacious

A type of lust where you want to penetrate someones anus.

Dan: "Damn Becky, you make very deptacious"
Becky: "Thanks Dan"

I gave my son a big yoiiyl!

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading