Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.

Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."

by SophieBee October 7, 2012

banna slipper

Take a banna and pull out the fruit. Take the peelings and stick your cock in it and stroke away.

That Banna Slipper felt good.

by Blonday_66 April 14, 2017

Lander shipper

A person who ships Lander from RosyClozys 'The Music Freaks.'

Lander is a ship that consists of two high-school-aged characters, Luke and Zander.

"I know right! I'm such a big Lander Shipper."

by Dapper_Deer April 24, 2021

Ghost's Slipper

The act of taking a females virginity without her knowledge. While using no drugs or alcohol.

Matthew: Man, I did the ghost's slipper.
Ben: You what?
Matthew: I took her virginity while she was fast asleep last night, she didn't even wake!
Ben: She is my sister

by Chepedex August 11, 2008

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007

Skipper

Professional who takes dick

She is a real skipper, everyone knows her

by PJBoy June 24, 2015

Bitch Slipper

When you lube your foot and slide it completely into a womans vagina.

That girl was so loose i could get my foot in her twat. They call that a bitch slipper.

by NIIIIIIIIIIICK January 15, 2003