When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)
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When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face
I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers
by VARCAN December 14, 2008
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I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.
by Just_Tom September 21, 2009
Get the shouting spider mug.A dark blue spider that spawns within abandoned mineshafts. Cave spiders have 12 health (6 hearts) and do light damage (1-3) plus 5-10 seconds of poison damage which can be deadly. They are smaller than regular spiders, allowing them to go through 1x1 holes. When in combat, it's best to use a stone or above level sword to defeat them. The enchantment "Bane of Arthropods" is very useful since it does extra damage to spiders. It's best to keep milk aswell to clear out the poison. When cave spiders die, they drop string and spider eyes
by Mallow445 November 27, 2013
Get the cave spider mug.Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman
My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
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"Man, I did the Upside-Down Spiderman tango last night. That shit was tricky but god damn if I didn't put my web all up in her"
by Gilderoth, Wizard of the West September 8, 2014
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