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sammich

Something women make for men when they are hungry
Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear
by Beardedrick May 24, 2010
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Semi

The act of fisting your partner with 18 fingers, being 18 fingers for 18 wheels, generally putting 6 in the front, and 12 in the back, often requiring more than 1 person giving the Semi.
I hooked up with Sammy the other day, and she really wanted to bang, but 2 of my other friends wouldn't stop tagging along where we went, so she took my offer for a good ol' Semi, I hadn't seen her again until the obituaries in the newspaper, she died from being too loose, releasing her organs out of her body.
by xXKokOfJusticeXx June 14, 2013
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sammich dirty

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.
guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010
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sammie jo

a sammie jo stands for when a woman plays with her fanny, paying special attention to the clitoris and can include some anal penetration.
by brian011089 December 17, 2008
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Semi-Gay

While Malcolm was eating his fried chicken, corn bread, watermelon, and grape drink, he was being Semi-Gay.

Because Sean has 3 chromosome 21's, he was being Semi-Gay.
by Bob Tibbles November 22, 2006
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sammich

An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.
Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007
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semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'
HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!
by chloerose444 October 9, 2008
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