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Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018
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Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.
“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”
by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020
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Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
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ceiling surfing

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"
by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017
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surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
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Music surfing

When a person is listening to music on apps or websites for later download.
" I was just music surfing on YouTube an hour ago cause I wanted to find some new songs to download later on.
by SweatySpaghetti April 15, 2020
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Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.
"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."
by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024
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