Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.

Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011

stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012

Stonefire

Artwork that is hardly such. An object or picture that is intended to be art but is actually a very shoddy, lazy, and unacceptable excuse for artwork.

Man 1: Dude, look at all this modern art, it's awesome.

Man2: Are you kidding me? That's just a bunch of stonefire man!

by joelio13 July 7, 2012

stonegry

Hungry to smoke weed and get stoned

Pass the bong man I'm stonegry.

by Yahboymiles January 24, 2014

Stone Stem

A Stone Stem: a lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She doesn't need to be touched sexually, but on occasion will allow it of her partner.

Stone Stem: A soft butch that leans towards her femme side for a night of pleasure with her partner.

by SirLadyWolf October 19, 2014

stonecat

a really sexual individual or someone who you try and go after but can never get

I've been trying to get with jessica for a week but she's a total stonecat

by stonecat August 9, 2016

Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017