shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.

He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.

by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021

booty smooshing

two booties running together to make fire

friend 1: i’m bored what shall we do?
friend 2: BOOTY SMOOSHING

by séxy mf May 26, 2021

Sauerkraut Smoothie

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.

Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

men smoocher

Someone who isn't gay but like to kiss men, usually associated to people who play mobile games

Person 1: Hey want to play a mobile game?
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as

by seops December 2, 2021

Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled

Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves

by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022