This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 20, 2009
by w.shakeel February 15, 2018
by TF u mean April 09, 2020
by mustafa12345678 October 21, 2010
When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.
by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018
Like how you can shank corn, by peeling the outer layer off.
But a guy can also shank.
He can shank himself or a girl....
You name it.
But a guy can also shank.
He can shank himself or a girl....
You name it.
Yo, did you hear about how chuck shanked Amanda so hard last night at the party.
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Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh
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Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh
by brown_eyed_girl_1769 April 04, 2016