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Vix Vapour Rub

Something you can rub on your chest or a girl on myspace that changes her myspace a lot and doesn't find it funny when you write Vix on your chest and say LOL at it. :|
"I got a cold lark, give us some vix vapour rub babes!"

"rrr ai that Vix Vapour Rub is changing her myspace again!"
by VixVapourRubLark July 27, 2007
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The Rub

What's your favorite method for jerking off? For me, it's something I like to call "the rub".
Though not as popular as other methods, when done correctly "the rub" can really be quite satisfying. "The rub" is where, instead of pumping away like the typical jerk off technique you see all the time, you rub the head of your penis back and forth across your lower abdomen.
One of the key differences between pumping and "the rub" is that your dick, hand, and stomach all need to be bone dry. You may need to keep a kleenex or two handy to dry up sweat and precum.
I recommend that any guy who has never tried "the rub" before give it a go and report back on how you liked it.
dude, i totally tried "The Rub" last night
by KMC- September 23, 2005
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Special Rub

A special mixture of seasonings that when rubbed on your meat will make it task better. Some have been known to mix the their rub in a blender or aerator purchased from your local plumbing supplier.
At my last birthday I used my special rub on my aged meat and invited my friends over for a taste.

I like to mix my special rub with a home made blender.
by strangeinkc May 25, 2009
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Belly Rub

Whose a good boy? Do you want a belly rub?
by Finnaboi March 6, 2018
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Solitude Rub

Masturbation when you are alone in a corner of your own room with the door closed. Or in your closet. It doesn't matter whether there are other people in the house, just that you are alone within your room.
When I get home after this train ride, I'm going straight to my room, curling up in a corner, and getting a good solitude rub in before dinner.
by Pleatherface July 20, 2011
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420 rub

When one partner masturbates another partner who is intoxicated from marijuana. Or when someone intoxicated on marijuana self masturbates.
"Dude i know its December, but how about a 420 rub?"
by Cory Walter May 14, 2008
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Dutch Rub

When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you
Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"

Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
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