Roasted

Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.

I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010

roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.

roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.

by peppper March 29, 2010

rosterpating

overly obsessing in a non appropriate way about your fantasy football draft team.

rob: hey let's go out.

mike: nah ill be rosterpating to my draft picks tonight.

by a.r 77 September 16, 2010

Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.

I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.

by ozmatic July 22, 2011

rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011

roosteretta

A female rooster as described in the short story You Can't Kill the Rooster.

The roosteretta can be fucked up but you can't kill her.

by theroosterpdw January 2, 2012