Onion ring

The dried up piece of foreskin that's on your fucking dick head right now

I'll pick up my onion ring that's on my fucking dick and fucking eat it in front of your fucking face

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 13, 2021

claddagh ring

An Irish ring with two hands grasping a heart with a crown... Meanings- On the right hand facing up it means you are available, on the right facing down means you are taken, but not engaged, on the left hand facing down it means you are engaged/ married.

Yesterday I went to the Irish store and bought a claddagh ring.

by CaraS April 29, 2005

hater ring

A ring you wear on your middle finger. It gives the haters something nice to look at while you say fuck you.

Damn did you see her hater ring? That shit almost blinded me!

by mllebills October 17, 2009

residue ring

When you put a cup with a drink inside on a surface, and then take it off. It leaves behind a ring-shaped formation of what you just drank. This is the result of spilling some of the drink over your cup a little bit, so some of the liquid trickles down the the bottom and stays there. Other times, it's because you shook the cup while it is still on the table, thus the liquid collects at the bottom part of the cup. After a while, it will leave a sort of dried up ring, except with the case of water, it usually evaporates. See water ring for cups with water. That dried up mess is what you call a "residue ring." Note that this can also happen with bowls, plates, pans, pots, aluminum cans, circular objects, etc. It is usually found at parties, messy houses, kitchens, and such.

Mom (After a Party): Omg, these friggin' residue rings are annoying to get rid of...can you help me son please?

Son: Mom, many of those were from you...

by Edvyle The Grovyle October 20, 2013

onion ring party

A word that describes an event or social gathering where the primary attendees are of the female gender. The opposite of a "Sausage Fest".

*Walks into a room filled with women* "Wow, this looks like quite the onion ring party."

by eren jauger 69 December 11, 2013

Greed Ring

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen

"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"

by Darklightinthenightstar May 28, 2015

brown ring of fire

When you eat spicy food and later when you shit your asshole burns.

" I love these hot wings, but I'll pay for it later when I have the brown ring of fire."

by Tuckir April 7, 2016