Rachel

The most beautiful wonderful person in the whole world. Has good spazzes while reading the definitions of 'Emma'. She has blonde hair (but she isn't stupid) and green eyes. Strange and likes to play on my old DS on the weirdo as Hannah Montanna game I bought ages ago :)

Is on her cellphone a lot

Person 1: Rachel, O beautiful kind Rachel stop playing on that stupid game!
Rachel: Yes, ma'am/sir/miss
Person 2: Rachel is such a good girl!

Rachel: *starts laughing hysterically*

by PersonWhoShallNotBeNamed January 1, 2012

Rachelism

an unintended sexual remark.

a rachelism is when speaking about something and it comes out as a sexual inuendo. "your deflowerd now" in context it is about whiping baking flower off your clothes. out of context it is a sexual comment.

by grace the theiving December 17, 2008

Rachet

(rah-shay') When somebody middle class pretends to be ratchet to fit in. Analogous to suburban white people pretending to like monster trucks.

Damn. Look at that dress.
She's from Hillcrest. That's just rachet.

by dmesg January 26, 2016

Rachel

Rachel is my girl friend she makes me laugh and smile she might be crazy and not popular but I love her

Rachel i love you

by dylan💖 October 15, 2016

Rachel

A cunt

Rachel is such a cunt bitch fuck

by Nigfag69696 June 10, 2018

Ashley Rachelle Hannan

The prettiest woman to ever walk this earth. Every mans dream girl. She has a smile that lights up the room whenever she walks in. The prettiest blue eyes that light up the night sky and make the oceans look gray. Her voice sounds just like that of an angels. She is the greatest mother in the world. She takes care of her child with great passion. Shes very independent and strong willed. She has the heart of a Lion. And if you ever come across her you will be in the presence of a real goddess

Oh my, who is that woman that takes my breath away? oh that's just Ashley Rachelle Hannan

by imcrazy4her May 27, 2011

The Jolly-rancher story

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.

Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!

by chris744 October 16, 2010