Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

pisterical

When something makes you laugh so hard that you piss your pants.

That joke you told was pisterical!!!

by KMan Word Doctor November 2, 2015

Pussterior

In a woman, the perineum, or area between the vagina and the anus

Mary always enjoyed it when John manually stimulated her pussterior

by SqrrrlGirrrl July 30, 2016

pestertxt

When you're attempting to prepare for finals or some other important life event and your deadbeat friends keep pestering you with useless text messages.

Sorry for the pestertxt, good luck with your finals!

by A. Concerned Citizen May 17, 2016

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016

posterbation

When you get excessive joy over your own post on Facebook. I've "posterbated" in a way, I suppose, by using joint-posts (posting two characters in one post) or by having multiple characters in a thread (in a case in which they would have to interact), but that's not deceiving or even done for my own entertainment. I do that because it's necessary for the scene/plot/etc. Because I'm both a writer outside of roleplaying and an avid roleplayer, I don't find it to be difficult at all to write my own characters' interactions with each other.

Mike was so excited about his post on Facebook that he started into some posterbation, laughing and running around.

by Jay Loves Money December 6, 2016

putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

by Skylark fax April 26, 2017