Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

pure

Pure is a lifestyle.
To be pure, one must achieve ones own goals previously set for themselves.

Have all the qualities that people want in a good friend/lover.
Dress how they dress.
Take's L's but learns from them (haha)

Pure may also be used as an adjective or stand alone as an adverb.

Pure fire
She's pure (fire, hot)
That's pure (cool, tight, hard)

I'm pure.
He went pure.
That's pure.

by culturerich March 4, 2014

pure mortal

Getting so fucking drunk you face your own mortality

Ah man I was pure mortal last night hey!

by bassplayapodge January 5, 2015

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

Porcelain Cowboy

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

by 32opal February 24, 2015

Pure wet willy

When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear

One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious

by D money509 April 22, 2015

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016