Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.

Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.

by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011

protiful

A cleverly awkward combination of "pretty", "hot" and "beautiful". No person you'll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.

A: "Hey, I think you're quite protiful. That's.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth I thought it'd be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use."
B: "...thanks."

by cactus2010 April 30, 2011

protector

a condom

"Get out the protector"

by tiresome crack May 7, 2018

Proto

the mascot of protogent anti virus and iconic rap legend

My name is proto, your security is my moto.

by King Of Bread October 9, 2020

Cum protectors

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.

Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!

by Jamieltd June 6, 2011

hot protein injection

Male cum swallowed by a woman

I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).

Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.

by Larryboston November 27, 2011