pootflap

a sexual encounter of the 4th dimension. literally like a blowjob, but with an alien cowboy and some sweaty flaps.

Thomas: Hey I heard you got some pootflap last night!
Phillip: Hells Yeah I did!

by JJ Pooskwitch December 18, 2008

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009

pooterclam

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.

"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"

by junicholie April 16, 2009

pootexter

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010

Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

by CherryPoots December 5, 2010

Poot Loot

A nickname for any shotgun that holds to bullets in Call of Duty

gamer 1:hey, what class you usin
gamer 2:The poot loot with a grip

by OCaesarC December 24, 2010