catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024

Pinky Promise

A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.

"Dude, fr?"

"Yeah, pinky promise!"

by freshplayaaa December 15, 2024

the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.

Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.

by yup-giver January 22, 2025

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them

James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers

by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025

Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025