Promasculate 

When a female lets her husband or male partner do something that they are more than capable of doing, so as to increase the males feelings of masculinity.

See also promasculated and promsculating.

I let Tom drive, I like to Promasculate him.

Ben felt promasculated after his wife asked him to a trip to hang some pictures in the house.

Promasculate by LadyCilento October 30, 2016

probosculate 

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation

'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'

probosculate by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

Projaculate 

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

Projaculate by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

Probosculate 

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose

The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."

Probosculate by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

probosculate 

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".

"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie

probosculate by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013

projaculate 

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

projaculate by reemyb January 29, 2021

Astral Projaculated

Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”

The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).

(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")

Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."

Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."

Astral Projaculated by gods_secretary June 24, 2011