a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.
by TheMute1 October 26, 2004
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Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.
1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.
Etymology: Play on the famously abstruse novel Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco and its title's source, Jean Bernard Leon Foucault's pendulum, a simple pendulum suspended from a long wire and set into motion along a meridian. The plane of motion appears to turn clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, demonstrating the axial rotation of the earth.
1. the moment of not knowing if poops are dangling or not after a sphincter-numbing bowl movement 2. confusion when the whirl of toilet flush snatches a still-dangling poop from one's anal. See also: defecult.
(BOB EXITS THE BATHROOM)
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.
Sally: How'd it go in there? Defecult?
Bob: God, no. It was even worse this time... more like Defecult's Pendulum.
by Alana Post July 26, 2008
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by beatbopper October 26, 2003
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"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).
by Neil aka Nile September 26, 2005
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by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007
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Get the Peng mug.This word is used to describe someone who is amazingly good looking, however they are more than just Peng (good looking) they have something extra, this is expressed in the "Leng" this something special could mean, they are also smart,clever with added charisma,charm and sex appeal. Leng would usually refer to all these qualties.
This is a term that can also be used to refer to two overly good looking close friends or sisters/brothers.
This is a term that can also be used to refer to two overly good looking close friends or sisters/brothers.
Boy one: do you think them girls charlotte and lilly are fit?
Boy two: quite peng! but that girl Katie is a Pengaleng mate
boy one: who else do you think is a pengaleng then ??
Boy two: i would say thoses sisters nics and lou, boi they are so PENGALENG!!
Boy two: quite peng! but that girl Katie is a Pengaleng mate
boy one: who else do you think is a pengaleng then ??
Boy two: i would say thoses sisters nics and lou, boi they are so PENGALENG!!
by Big Jarome February 10, 2009
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