Peanut-Piss 

first discovered by adam palethorpe on the 13.04.1998

masturbating on a semi full bladder, ejaculating, then finding yourself urinating short, sharp and annoying bursts of piss over a period of time like an old man with an aggravated prostate, keeping you from falling asleep for at least 30 minutes. the remedy is to store urine into a mammoth sized portion, until your japseye has gone from tingling to feeling numb, then you can let rip on your toilet basin.
A.K.A.
P-to-the-P

Omg tell your dad to stop P-to-the-P-ing in my mum's mouth

had major peanut-piss last night

Peanut-Piss by hand calluses February 28, 2011

peanut butter beej 

when you eat three table spoons of jiff peanut butter (reduced fat) then suck an erect penis, until it release a milky substance to wash the peanut butter down.

I ate three table spoons of reduced fat jiff, and had no milk to cleanse my pallet, so i gave my boy friend a peanut butter beej

peanut butter beej by mileygurlkillpoprawrz March 24, 2011

peanut butter bitch slap

Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.

I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.

peanut butter bitch slap by Big daddy d January 30, 2014

Peanut buster parfait 

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo

Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait

Peanut buster parfait by yursh22 May 17, 2017

peanut butter cookie 

Refering to eating the ass of a male friend.

Dayum I love eating peanut butter cookies

peanut butter cookie by togiman June 30, 2020

peanut butter gums 

A smile that has short front teeth.
The teeth are wider than they are long.

Some cultures find peanut butter gums very attractive.

A person with PB's (peanut butter gums) will most likely get peanut butter on their gums when biting into a peanut butter sandwich.

peanut butter gums by border brother July 19, 2012

peanut butter jelly time 

Sex between 2 Latinos. peanut butter referring to the color of his penis and jelly to how wet the Latina female gets. Obviosly the baseball bat is his penis.

Baby I think its peanut butter jelly time.

peanut butter jelly time by pb&j lover April 16, 2010