Wet paintjob

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.

I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob

by Rock6d May 31, 2011

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.

Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."

by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012

Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.

" Time for a Jamaican Paint Job "

by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015

hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016