Poo Sandwich

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.

Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)

by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011

Poo Rigus

The magical word to stop Destery from completing his 'movie.'

"If you don't like what I'm telling you, all you have to say is Poo Rigus."

by Audrey1700 May 14, 2009

Poo Baron

One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.

Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!

by MUPooBaron November 20, 2010

Poo Nugget

A small clump of excrement.

Looks like a chicken nugget, only shitty brown

by Von March 22, 2003

poo ring

a condition caused by not wiping properly.

"i'd go down on her, but i just can't get past the poo ring".

by Martoonie N Leashie January 23, 2004

Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

by stuey_boy May 7, 2008

Poo Pipe Pirate

Also known as the Jolly Rogerer,pirate of men’s pants.

Watch out there maybe Poo Pipe Pirates int the shower room.

by K-Slash October 6, 2003