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Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.
Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006
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Pity Player

A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom

The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008
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Osu! player

Osu! players are the peak of human evolution. Osu! players are basically the pinnacle of our race, the Homo Sapiens. Let's take mr ''Chrisse'' on Osu! as an example. He is so antisocial, akward and cringe that whenever he sees another person's aura in the surrounding 100km radius he has 4 seizures all at once. Virgnity has reached a new high since the rythm game Osu! originally came out. Instead of farming for some bitches all their care about is farming for pp, you heard me right, pp. If that's not gay, then I'm not sure I know what is. And let's not forget the fact that if you do approcah the sometimes lurking 600kg beast of nature we call an Osu! nerd, they will likely hiss at you and roll away. Descretion is advised.
You: Hey John, have you seen that Osu! player over there?

John: Osu! player? I thought that was a diabetic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic, retarted, autistic elephant with meatballs for legs.
by Chrizzi_fortnit on Osu! June 10, 2022
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Fortnite player

Another word for a gay man who is in to REALLY gay things
Man 1 : Archie Rees is a Fortnite player.
Man 2 : He honestly disgusts me.
by Freddie Mayes July 24, 2019
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trumpet player

egotistical but no one cares
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything
higher fasater louder screamed henderson at out wicked sweet trumpet player
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brass player

Dynasty of the musician make the best blow jobs. Kings are the trumpet players. Trombone, Horn, Tuba players help the King to rule the orchestra and bands. The Guild for trumpet players is very strict. Rules exist. Since Brass Players are virtuosy playing with their lips, they have high qualifications for other performances after playing.
"Brass players need a beer to keep their fast valves running." or. "Wait for the final of this play, when brass player bring you to the orgasm of this music"
by DrTrumpet November 5, 2006
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csgo player

A 12 year old kid with hygeine issues, who eats way too much doritos
Hey do you wanna join my CSGO Clan, I don't have enough "CSGO Players"
by TheMakerOfAll June 11, 2017
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