Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

patty m

a true broski. vape lord. total frat guy. only has one shirt- usually yellow

g: patty m asked me to prom last night! my dreams have come true!!!!
m: omg im so jealous need me a patty m

by pass me a miller May 24, 2017

Patty Wagon

Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man

You are a patty wagon

by fuck your moms mom May 27, 2017

patty place

Slap bitches in the face with your balls

David patty placed that one bitch

by Jokerquey October 22, 2017

PattyWagon

A trivia team in Central New York that is god awful.

The PattyWagon team has come in last place again!

by Nonamemini April 22, 2018

Phattin

When your so desperate you need pussy so you go to talk to a fat chick and try to get some of that pussy.

Guy 1 - "dude look a jerry with that fat chick over there"

Guy 2 - "hes phattin bro"

by 69phatdick69 February 2, 2018

Phatt

What you use when you’re obese from being too obese.

Bruh, I’m so phatt I could sit on my butt and have it burst like the Big Bang.

by It’s Just A Bunch Of Applez May 24, 2018