granola people

People who shop at Whole Foods and make SMootHiE bOWLs and follow meditation methods. People that are healthy, and show off about it in a “humble” way.

Example: “Every morning I go outside and pick a fresh lemon from my lemon tree to make some amazing lemon water. It’s so good for you and I totally recommend 🥰”

That’s a basic example... but you get the idea.

The only people allowed in WholeFoods are granola people.

by your mom’s mom June 7, 2021

mirror people

a person with no life in their moms basement with a full body tracker and sits in front of a mirror all day in vrchat

´´hey wanna go to the black cat in vrchat no there are to many mirror people

by badbunnyisnothot October 20, 2022

Comfort People

Meaning a group of people who bring you comfort. Just by being around these people bring you happiness and relieve your stressed.

Person 1: i heard you have been stressed lately?
Person 2: yeah man i just need to hangout with my comfort people to destress

by Raiso January 20, 2022

British People

A word to discriminate against Reality

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people

by britishlover6942023 February 2, 2022

Strawberry people

A group of people who met at random and became friends instantly. They are often known for being very loud in public. Goes well with banana people.

A group of strawberry people met on the isle of Skye

by Strawberry people February 6, 2022

Toaster People

The type of person you look at and just know they will try to stick a fork in their toaster

That department is made up of toaster people.

by Daisy2008 April 6, 2022

Berkeley people

A city of people that aren’t real and are part of a simulation

Source:Trust me

Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.

Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?

Coworker: huh?

Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022