Optious

opp-chew-us

Adjective

1. Acting in the manner of or intent of an "Opp".

A. " I don't trust Mark, He's been actin mighty Optious lately! "

B. " Homie you better check your girl , She's acting hella Optious right now! "

by LapzeFX August 17, 2022

Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories

Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*

by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022

optics

Often in a mainstream or social media setting, the way in which an event or process is perceived by others. Often related to the act of virtue signalling - optics are how a signal will be received/ "look".

Shell marketing exec (1): "we need to signal that our company is all about saving the planet, not making £8 Billion profit - and sponsoring those desperate muppets at British Cycling for a few million quid seems like a no brainer"
Shell marketing exec (2) "you've got it - the optics are great, although surely those fresh-air lycra boys won't buy it?!"
British Cycling: "thanks guys, you're so lovely, we cyclists always knew the oil industry was our friend"

by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022

optics

Usually, in a mainstream or social media context, jargon to describe the way in which an event or process will be perceived. Often used with other political jargon - notably virtual signalling, where the "signal" is intended to generate a specific and ideally positive public association ("good optics").

Shell Exec (1): "We've just made £8 billion in profits from selling super-priced oil, and the northern hemisphere is heating up like crazy. We need to soften the optics. How about we chuck a few million quid at those desperate muppets at British Cycling?! Worth a shot?"
Shell Exec (2): "Blatant virtue signalling - you never fail Hank - I think that could be the most transparent bit of greenwashing in history! But those lycra boys will never buy it..."
British Cycling official: "wow, thanks, guys; we always knew the oil industry was really nice."

by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022

Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 10, 2022

Optimus prime

robo jesus

He always comes back because he is optimus prime

by rasrfsdfdsf December 27, 2022

optionable chocolate browser

Yummy food.

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.

by ccchowmeta135 January 5, 2023