one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017

Bust open

What AJ does on an annual basis at the Vatican city. Mother Theresa coined the term upon witnessing AJkohen1008 initiating the act.

AJ, why won't you just Bust open?

by bustopen September 28, 2021

FBI OPEN UP

When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.

Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*

by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys.

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,

"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny

by FemIsCanc August 11, 2017

Don't open that door!

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing

Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!

by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016

throats are open

Let’s get drunk!

Let’s get nxilz

It’s my birthday today, throats are open!

by Xhosaboyy January 6, 2020

crack open a cold one

To open up an ice cold beer

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 18, 2009