phantom nut

The phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the ass and faking the most extreme orgasm. During the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence "fantom nut". the female then thinks You are done. When she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the assailant Yells and spooges in her eye.

jack gave holly a phantom nut...

by sqwiggy February 15, 2007

Nut cramp

Having a terrible pain in or around the scrotum, often due to over/under usage.

Im not sure what happened last night but I have a huge nut cramp.

by CMKeating September 10, 2008

Slippery nuts

The term is used when something is about to go down or something is about to happen

Dude Kevin’s about to fight someone this is gonna be some slippery nuts

by _calibslepton_ September 07, 2020

nut hut

Slang for mental hospital.

Tommy threatened to kill himself, so they put him in the nut hut for two weeks.

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

Flex Nuts

Slang for having bullet hole scars

I'm the coolest one here because I flex nuts

by Jugs-McBulge April 06, 2021

nut sack

Male scrotum.

"She smacked on my nut sack."

by x January 22, 2003

Deez Nuts

A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM

by GotEemWithDeezNuts April 16, 2015