Notre Dame

A University in South Bend, Indiana with an economically, ethnically, and religiously diverse student body comprised of rich, white, and catholic assholes that think they are better than everyone else. They think their football program, which rarely makes a credible, if any, bowl game is the best and most storied in the nation. Their fans hate the University of Michigan, which is superior athletically and academically to notre dame. Michigan has more overall wins, a higher winning percentage, more all time bowl appearences, more national titles depending on who you ask, a winning record against ND and has produced two heisman winners since notre dame's last heisman winner. Michigan also wins in the intangibles, as the Michigan fight song, The Victors, is superior to the notre dame victory march, which, coincidentally after one of the many times Michigan destroyed notre dame. Michigan stadium is also superior to notre dame stadium, whose design was copied and scaled down from the former. HAIL TO THE VICTORS! Michigan is also academically superior to Notre Dame, as we all of Michigan's graduate schools are ranked in the top ten and undergraduate programs like business and engineering are ranked in the top five.

ND fan: I go to Notre Dame, and therefore I am better than you. I am also catholic, republican, white, and rich, and I like a football team that blows.
Michigan fan: No shit...

by nirvanarageatm May 25, 2005

Notebooked

It's a serious issue sweeping the nation! Used to describe the state one is in after watching a movie that was extremely hyped to the point where disappointment was bound to be the only result. The origin of the word is from the movie "The Notebook" as this film is often over-hyped.

Friend 1: hey man this movie is so awesome, it's the best movie ever made! You're going to love it, it's amazing

Friend 2: Let's watch it!

-they watch it-

Friend 2: well that wasn't very good, would've been better if you hadn't notebooked it!

or

Friend 1: This movie is the greatest thing ever made

Friend 2: Thanks bro, now I'm going to hate it. You've notebooked it to the point where there's no way I can like it.

by Arjun Patel234 February 19, 2011

notes

A magazine or other softcore paper-bound, porno media concealed as science notes in a folder for trade at school or to keep from parents.

1. Friend: Hey dude, I got some more notes for you to "study."
You: Sweet, I'll make sure not to spill any white-out on them.

2. Friend: Dude, could you keep these notes for me? I just took the test so I don't need them anymore.
You: Sure thing, I still need to study.

3. Friend: You man, here's some notes for you
You (after being handed 5 or 6 in a folder): Dude this looks like its gonna be a hard final.

by Zack A. July 29, 2008

Crib Notes

The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.

Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.

by Dalzig November 20, 2010

Brown note

A note that cuases an uncontroleble bowl movement. Said to be 2 octevs below middle c on the recorder. I play the french horn which in translation would be 5 notes bellow my low F.

I was practising dark adventures, when I dicesdid to experment with the brown note. Well I wound up with a bounch of tollet paper and soild my new boxers.

by Master of puppits April 13, 2006

G-Note

When you score a goal. Mostly used in hockey, can be used in soccer or other sports as well.

'You G-Note this weekend man?'
'Yea dude I G-Noted twice'

by Boston Red Sox April 21, 2006

noted

bored, a state of feeling no excitment or energy, dull and uninteresting, feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity.

Ah, dude i'm so noted. Tryna chill?

by halighaliee May 23, 2009