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Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.
Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them
by Kim song dune September 30, 2019
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Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024
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nails

something I don't have because of anxiety. *cute the awkward smile*
You:"yo, where are you nails"
Me: "....."
The silence
Me: "ya well.... WHERE IS YOUR DIC-"

*STATIC*
by Blehhhh -_- April 3, 2021
mugGet the nailsmug.
Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.
Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
mugGet the 98 pounds and tough as nailsmug.

Trophy Nail

A single nail, usually the left pinky finger nail, that is grown out significantly longer than any other nail. It's primary use is for coke (AKA Columbian sugar)
The Vietnamese nail tech went crazy when her trophy nail broke.
by RoadKillWarrior April 26, 2019
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Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.
Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.
by Pacingtons August 23, 2016
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The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.
The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
mugGet the 98 pounds and tough as nailsmug.

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