nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.

1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.

by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015

dented nail

A slang term to say that a girl has been giving good handjobs and blowjobs.

Dude, did you see her dented nails, her boys been having her work overtime.

by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

nailed

(vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.

“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”

by Frozen Prevert October 18, 2024

piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.

he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Nail Polish

Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.

Oh , hi Sarah! Do you like my nails? I painted them with nail polish.

by happygirl474891 October 28, 2021

Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome

by Afreur August 19, 2024