Mikey

Mikey can be nice at times.
He knows a lot about cars and machines.
He gets annoyed easily and can be a turd at times.
Like, a big one.
He buzzed his head once…
He may or may not be gay, but he sure knows how to roll or skate!
He’s just a little fruity…

Daniel “hey Mikey, what’s good?”
Mikey “nothing much, just bought a van that’s gonna be jacked!”

by Tinsley & LA October 25, 2025

Mukerd

A musky turd.

Dang bro, you just dropped such a mukerd!

by LayGrayTeam November 24, 2025

Mikey's Curse

When someone comments under a manhwa, hoping a character doesn't become a loli therefore cursing the character to become a loli.

Please don't evoke Mikey's Curse!

by KittyJesus January 4, 2026

DJ_Mutey

One that is in-tune with all music.

"Noise is the music of life, and i am here to manipulate that noise - DJ_Mutey"

by Justin McShane February 4, 2004

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

crikey mikey

Aussie version of For Fucks Sake

oh crikey mikey what is wrong with you?

by drklm November 7, 2017

collyn mulkey

Usually a great guy in the room with room to go! One who flips bottles and gets called gay.

Ohh man look at that collyn mulkey bottle flip

by Hahabye2121 December 9, 2017