moisties

Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.

Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.

by Bullz August 3, 2007

moist

good; used when describing your feelings about a person, place, or thing in a positive light. A funny definition of good.

My car is really moist., Wow! Your girlfriend is really moist., That movie was incredibly moist., (first guy)Hey dude, how ya' hangin'? (second guy) Still moist, man., (First chick) How was your date last night girlfriend? (second chick) He was sooo moist!

by Greg Stanforth, first used "moist" as "good" in 1982 July 24, 2008

Moist

When you are out trying to have a good time and begin to think about the suckiness of relationships and men in general and it starts getting you down. Moist is a code word to remind a friend to snap out of it

"Lets go drink some beer and dance guys!"
" No Im thinking of that fucker from last weekend who never called! "
STOP BEING MOIST and get yo freak on

by I just wanna dance October 30, 2009

moist

darryl's asshole

darryl's ass is 'moist'

by anonymous April 7, 2003

man moist

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.

"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

korean mobsters

a joke.

a: hey look its another frustrated smart kid who's trying to be rebellious and cool by wearing a suit and vandalizing a liquer store with a baseball bat to vent his anger!

b:onhhhh you mean korean mobsters!

by loves korean mobsters! February 13, 2009

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

by jonny May 17, 2004