mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.

He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.

by pathgirl February 21, 2009

mondaze

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.

by luv24328 August 9, 2009

Momday

A day devoted once a week to hot mothers.

George: "Hey Ralph, are you working tomorrow?"

Ralph: "Heck no! It's Momday, and I'm hooking up with Debra"

by terminal2 February 5, 2008

Mondaze

Feeling extremely unhappy because the weekend is over and you have no choice but to go back to reality.

Mondaze at work. Wish it was Friday!

by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

The Mondays

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.

"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space

by Kmetzman April 23, 2006

Montay

A Montay is usually athletic.He is someone who is easy to talk to and you sometimes end up telling him more than you intended on telling him.Usually well known and a risk taker.He's fun to be around, but get on his bad side and you should go no where near him.He is someone who looks out for himself first and foremost.He wants what he wants when he wants it.He will do whatever or say whatever to get what he wants.He usually hides his feelings to avoid getting hurt.He can be a very sensitive sweet guy, but only to that one special someone.He will do anything to protect the ones he loves and cares about.

Wow, I wish my boyfriend was more like a Montay!

by anonymous1436 January 2, 2012

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007