Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

mornington secondary

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.

I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary

by Kaslorantars June 14, 2020

moaning tay

he doesn't moan he makes his best friend

i anit no moaning tay my guy

by thatsmisterdaddymantoyou March 29, 2021

Morning

The worst part of the day

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MORNINGS

by faggot nigga balls May 8, 2022

Mourning Dove

The cutest bird in the whole wide world. Its recognizable call of “woo-oo woo woo woo” actually means “where is friend?” Friend? Friend? Friend?” They like to eat and sleep and nothing else.

My friend said he doesn’t like mourning doves so I beat him up and left him in a dumpster in an alleyway

by Mourning Dovie November 20, 2022