minty.bitches

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by Letsplay14 April 9, 2021

mattylo

Noun/Adjective

noun mattylo: an absolute fucking god who’s hot as fuck. Funniest person known to man.
Adjective mattylo: described to be like mattylo- powerful and attractive.

“Wow that girl is so mattylo.”

by ikudidnotjustdothat April 6, 2022

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 21, 2009

vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was

Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.

by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

Sittin' in a mitten

Real comfy!

Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!

by GnarDogg6 January 27, 2009