machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Matchbox 20

A band that defined the generic sound of Contemporary Adult Pop music in the nineties. Tends towards simple melodies with a focus on the lead singer's voice.

I'm not crazy, I'm just really really dull.

by Domukaz July 18, 2005

Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!

I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017

MACH TEN

Mach Ten is a textbook case of getting fucked up. When you take that one bong rip off the 3 newly packed marijuana bowl and you start to cough and your friends ask if you feel it yet you can reply "dude, im MACH TEN" ....

kid1: "here dude you light up this joint"
kid2: ::lights up joint::
kid1: "puff, puff, pass that shit nigga!"
kid2: ::still inhaling::
.....
kid2: ::passes joint::
kid1: ::hits joint::
kid2: "dude,you rolled one fatass joint... im feeling MACH TEN from just one hit"

by J B J June 6, 2004

mach

Adj. (Mah-ch) To be full of machismo, to be macho, to be a tool. Is commonly used as a term to describe the actions of males who have very high testosterone levels and feel an obligation to demonstrate their manliness.

"You're acting really mach today."

by The G Master October 22, 2006

dudey machato

a person who is stupid and pees in their pants and has a fat penis and poops in their pants

u pee in ur pants, ahhhh! dudey machato u r so stupid

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

macchiato

A starbucks drink. Starbucks defines it as: 1 shot of espresso in a demitasse topped with a small dollop of foamed milk.

I love my caramel macchiato's.

by morgan ♥ September 3, 2006