Crying Maggie

when a man is about to ejaculate ,when having sexual intercourse with a woman, he thrustes his male gentials into the woman's nostril causing the male sperm to spurt out of her tesr ducts.

I hate when i get a crying maggie

by John Shaftlickers May 25, 2010

Maggie

A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.

"Hey Maggie!"
" You're such an ugly butt."

by Maggie(I stink) January 1, 2012

Maggie

A blond white stripper. Has long hair and flirts too much and can't dance but thinks she can

Human: ugh she's dancing again
Human two: is it Maggie?

by A human who was born December 6, 2016

Michael Maggio

a big, huge, jerk

example: as mean as mike can be is michael maggio

by mikemaggio August 11, 2011

Maggie

A girl who appears nice but as you get to know her turns mean. She is a backstabber. She is a priss and a teacher's pet. She lies to get her way and make you seem bad. She is very popular and will do anything to out-shine you, even if you're her friend. Stay away from Maggies, They are never good.

"Ew. She is acting like Maggie."
"Wow. Whatta Maggie."

by Brooke Tobin February 28, 2013

maggotry

Maggot-like behaviour, where "maggot" is defined as either an incredibly drunk, or clumsy person. Maggotry is the term for the pinnacle of drunkenness, clumsiness, or perhaps a mixture of the two. Can refer to scenes of utter destruction, usually with a side of hilarity or irony.

Drunk maggotry could refer to regurgitation, injuries, getting in a fight and/or arrested.

Instances of clumsy maggotry would be smashing a huge project merely minutes before it's due or crashing a car because you were frantically trying to rid yourself of the Justin Bieber song that just got on the radio.

Sean had a party at home while his parents were away, but was stunned by the maggotry that ensued.

by DreCali November 3, 2010

Magitech

Technology so advanced that a contemporary human can't distinguish it from magic. Based on Arthur C. Clarke's well-known aphorism: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

The story never adequately explained why its universe simultaneously included old-timey cattle ranches and latrines and magitech like FTL drives.

by uksglass July 27, 2018