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Monkey Diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003
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Monkey Chug

To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.
My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!

I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009
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Monkey Friday

by monkeyfridaycreator August 23, 2011
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Monkey Brain

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.
Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.
by nahor macca November 2, 2020
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Monkey Stomp

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.
by Big Poppa May 5, 2003
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Monkey on your back

To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.
Man, he's got a monkey on him back! He's so wasted!
by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005
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Monkey Sex

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.
Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)
by Neo2129 June 20, 2003
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