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by Nige C January 30, 2004

Livin' La Vida Loca

An impossibly handsome man that is living his entire life in denial

Anderson Cooper is really Livin' La Vida Loca

by notraywagner April 4, 2011

location, location, location

When a man services the three main orifices of a lady in one sexual encounter. ie. mouth, vagina, anus
The order of operations is not important, however it's a bonus if the woman is a licensed real estate agent.

Q "How'd your date with that fine ass realtor, Tina go last night?"

A "Yo! I fucked that bitch every which way. It was location, location, location, all night long Son!"

by ricky denver November 4, 2007

Locals Only

An expression used to keep kooks and other pests out of the water. Usually used in conjunction with other insults, such as "donkey" or "goon".

-Its soooo big today!! Did you see that barrel?

-You're a doinker, get out of the water. Locals only.

by Dahhn October 22, 2009

State Beach Locals

A.k.a State beach losers. The original ones are okay but the new generation of "dirt squirrels" is embarresing. Do nothing with their lives and contribute absolutely nothing to anything. They sit and smoke in a parking lot all day. Posers to be poor. Fuck younger biddys because any normal mature girl knows to stay clear. Some of them might have the talent to surf and skate. But the chance of making it anywhere in the real world is slim. Their vocabulary consists of straight, trog, grohm, mark, mob, nug, and E-uuuuuu. Dont waste your time on these PILES.

rat 1: where we mobbing today
rat 2: r dub
rat 1: FUCK YEAH GROM SBLS
State Beach Locals: FUCK offff squirrels

by j free April 17, 2009

locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

locals

A panadol(headache tablet) coated in fly spray and sold as an ecstacy pill.
Called 'Locals', as in locally manufactured, to explain the shit 'roll' and the sketchy appearance.

"Do you want to buy any locals?"

by Diego August 21, 2003