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Licking the floor

An idiom meaning that someone is incredibly desperate for something, often to the point of behaving in ways that are outlandish, inappropriate, or embarrassing. It can also be used as an exaggerated way to express excitement about something.
“She just met this guy and she’s too busy licking the floor to see all the red flags.”

"THe NEW EPISODE GHDHJSDH I’M LICKING THE FLOOR"
Licking the floor by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025
This guy gives off short king energy with a tiny cock. This guy treats backyard sports like the world series. Linkin wants everyone to know what he is about.
Yo stop being a linkin and just chill.
LINKIN by Kylekingggggg October 7, 2025
When you give the football starters a blowjob on the sidelines
Did you meet John? Hes the best at lisking on the team.
Lisking by getfuncked January 7, 2026
The process of shoving a blunt up your asshole and trying to smoke the blunt through your anus. This was used by the egyptians back in the good times.
Me and the math teacher started lunking after class yesterday.
Lunking by Yeh787 April 3, 2026
The noun used for someone who says random, unrelated things in a conversation. Can also be used if said person does something bizarre which is also unrelated.
"The way he just rammed into a wall while we were talking was quite weird."

"I know right? He was acting very Linkiny."
Linkiny by postmantaco April 21, 2026

Licking the lettuce

That Jeremy is always licking the lettuce instead of doing his homework!