pulling a lick

Stealing a significant amount of cash or merchandise and not getting caught for it. A quick lucrative illeagal endevor.

I may be broke now but its cool cuz tonight I am pulling a lick that will keep me lubed up for weeks.

by peebro August 11, 2009

u-lick

when a woman gets licked in the shape of a "U" between her legs starting from her clitoris to her vagina to her anus very slowly and repeatedly, up and down, until orgasm (which doesn't take very long).

her eyes widened with excitement when her boyfriend explained what a u-lick was and told her he'd like to do that for her.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!

by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

hit a lick

To rob or burglarize someone or something. Prison terminology used by
jerks that got out of the joint and picked up by there friends.

Me and OG wanted to hit a lick so we
picked up some dudes and jack rolled them.

by cal da lick July 25, 2003

What the lick read?

Could you give me the specifics about the robbery or lick we are about to commit.

Hey bro what the lick read? how many people is in the house and where is the stash?

by 💯 The Maxx January 11, 2020

I'll lick your clit

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.

1: "I need this job, I'll do anything!"
2: "Like?"
1: "I'LL LICK YOUR CLIT!"

by The Lazer Viking February 14, 2008

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010