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Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
Colostomy Bag Kate by John Pidcock December 22, 2008
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goin' all Kate 

When a wife or girlfriend gets bossy or demanding for an immediate response.
I was in the middle of watching the game and my wife wanted me to take out the trash. I told her I would do it during the next commercial and she started goin' all Kate on me.
goin' all Kate by eljefe1972 June 20, 2009
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Pull a Kate 

To appear to have full intentions of hooking up with a guy, smoke all of his weed, make a random excuse and peace out.
Yeah last night this guy had some dank kush, I played along for a little, got so baked and then faked an emergency call to leave. That right there is how you Pull a Kate.
Pull a Kate by Softballqueen31 October 20, 2015

Dirty Mary-Kate 

When a girl called Mary Kate sucks a guy off while fingering her two best friends and sitting on a guys dick the guy is usually called Harvey
Yo ma. She gave me a dirty Mary-Kate
How did it feel?

Laura Kate 

The nicest and cutest girl you will meet. You could fall for her by just looking at her.
You are so Laura Kate gorgeous
Laura Kate by Laura Kate October 3, 2016

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

black kate moss 

A fine dark lady who you would like to get with.
Comparable to a supermodel--hence "kate moss".
However, she does not have the negative traits that one might associate with Kate Moss herself--drugs, eating disorders, or musician boyfriends who go in and out of rehab.
Basically, a fine ass black girl.
Let's get lost tonight, you could be my black Kate Moss tonight.
black kate moss by mayyyyyn December 9, 2007