South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk 

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

After-Jerk 

The period after you jerk-off and u have cum all on ur hands and possibly yourself. And at this point u chose an activity that calms u down after ur session

Dude durrin my after-jerk i decide to watch some Spongebob

After-Jerk by boooooooosssssssss May 14, 2010

clean and jerk 

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

clean and jerk by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

Silent Jerk 

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

Silent Jerk by TC $$$$ January 20, 2009

Jolly jerk January 

Men have the right to jerk off whenever they want and nobody can get mad at them.

“Son are you jerking off right now!!!!” “Yea it’s jolly jerk January”

Jolly jerk January by Gotta love chicken from popeys November 26, 2021

Jamaican Circle Jerk 

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.

- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"

Jamaican Circle Jerk by Hildegaard Van Heusen September 18, 2012

mercy jerk 

a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.

Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma's death.

mercy jerk by s. po December 14, 2008