jared leto

An American actor and musician.

Jared Leto.

by gdinelli April 10, 2017

jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.

My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay

by And You Know That June 10, 2016

Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.

Fuck Jared

by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020

Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball

"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Jared Character

A character that is orange weird and wacky

that guy is such a jared character

by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Jared

A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks he’s rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks he’s a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunity’s Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and

Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: I’d let him nut inside of me
Margret:…
The hoes: I’d like Jared to fill my holes

by Chester2fine March 10, 2023