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Josism

Noun; Jose-is-m.

A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.

Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.

Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.

Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
by iwuvchris November 28, 2010
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Josti

retard (politically incorrect)

Actually Josti is derived from 'Johannes Stichting'
(St. John's Foundation) an institution for

the mentally disabled in The Netherlands
where a musical band was formed: the Josti-band.
For donations visit www.johannesstichting.nl
and most of all www.jostiband.nl
by Khobab Ben Khayeel October 5, 2011
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Joswil

Joswil is quirky , honest ,& smart. He has baggage from a tough childhood.
He is like able but, only has a few close friends.
He plans for the future and sets reasonable goals . He is very self conscious& a procrastinator.
He doesn’t hide his true feelings& is very spiritual.
Your such a Joswil”
by WhatDaHeck November 8, 2019
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Josh Ok

Josh Ok is a huge simp. He tends to make females he's interested in seem a lot better than they actually are. A Josh Ok likes to act like he's super smart but in reality he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Josh Ok also takes things very literally. For example, a Josh Ok would think that Alexander Hamilton wrote the play "Hamilton". The most common thing about people named Josh Ok is that they have extremely tiny penises.
"See that guy over there kissing that girl's ass?"

"Yeah, what a fucking Josh Ok!"
by peepeemonster69 April 14, 2020
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Joshi

A brilliant all round person. A god at sport, a genius and all the girls will have a crush on him
“ Oh looks all the girls are looking at something
Probably Joshi
by Pauly Gil March 7, 2021
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Joshdub

The shortest man you will see. Also works with a screaming REE KID, a big fat fucking retard Mully, sand and crayon eater juicy, taco man Eddie and the guy who is to wholesome and always gets interrupted, Narrator
"SHUT UP REE KID OR I WILL PUNCH YOUR MOUTH" Yelled Joshdub
"I'd like to see you try short ass" laughed Ree kid
by Sauceddie January 12, 2022
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Joseph & Mia

(Person 1)

Have you seen how rich and successful Joseph & Mia are?

(Person 2)
Yeah I wish I had a relationship like that Mia’s so beautiful and Joseph so rich
by Marry founders May 6, 2022
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