Turning Japanese 

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

Turning Japanese by Death Menace December 9, 2022

sleeping japanese 

verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.

"Man, my girlfried freaked out because I was sleeping japanese."

sleeping japanese by Josh McG November 11, 2005

Working like a Japanese prisoner of war 

The act of continually overworking; working long hours and/or through tough conditions.

Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.

Working like a Japanese prisoner of war by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 5, 2021

holy japanese tuxedo dinner party! 

n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered

(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)

guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!

Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

holy japanese tuxedo dinner party! by Leesus May 7, 2010

my architect knows Japanese 

Related to a Childish Gambino (donald glover) song or Sweatpants video, 2014. The video was released and he added a cryptic "My architect knows Japanese " to the end of the video. Fans were confused and tried to deduce meanings. The meme spread as a way to close a video or podcast is a quirky way.

Later the phrase was partially explained when another video came out (that had been produced before the first one but unexpectedly held back) where Donald says: my architect really has to learn Japanese.

...well that is the end of the episode. Please like and subscribe and... my architect knows Japanese.

my architect knows Japanese by brushelll June 25, 2023

go Japanese 

To malfunction so you have to buy a new one after 2 months. Refers to Japanese products exclusively.

My brand new Sony Clie went Japanese on me, it doesn't work anymore, even though I didn't abuse, and I think I'll have to buy a new one.

go Japanese by Ishan October 9, 2003

turning japanese 

The act of a male trying to perform fellatio (oral sex) on himself. The phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.

While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.

turning japanese by El Cid July 6, 2003