iPotato

Like a couch potato, but with an iPad. Spending all day sitting on the couch with an iPad.

Hey iPotato, put the iPad down and get off the damn couch.

by Pushbroomcatfish September 13, 2014

iPoddy

It's when some multimedia stuff it's good or usefull to be carried in the iPod...

Wow dude... That picture/vid/song/file.. is so iPoddy...

by V-King (Daniel) October 13, 2008

iPod

A term used for defecating upon another person's face during sex. Also known as an iPoop

"Hey John, last night Jenny wanted me to give her an iPod. But the sad part is I tried and couldn't."

by Skitzobadass July 16, 2008

iPod

1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.

2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society

3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.

4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.

1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007

abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010

by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!

2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"

Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"

Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."

3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"

Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"

Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"

Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"

Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"

4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"

Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.

by boughtanipodandregret July 20, 2010

IPocalypse

a phenomenon marked by exhaustion of IP addresses that identify destinations for digital traffic. The proposed solution lies in switching over from the existing IPv4 standard to that of IPv6 that allows trillions of Internet addresses vis-à-vis the former that allows a paltry 4 billion or so addresses. The big pool in the sky, a giver of IP addresses and a fast-draining reservoir of addresses maintained by the non-profit organization Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Addresses (ICANN), is going to run out in the next few weeks. The number of addresses IPv6 allows is a whopping 340 undecillion (followed by 36 zeroes), enough for a trillion people.

Do not worry about an IPocalypse. It is not going to take place any time soon.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

ipod slappin'

1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.

2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.

B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

ipod spamming

People who spam forums with links to sites where one can supposedly get free iPod music players.

Help me to get a free iPod.

www.iwantmyfreeipodwithoutwantingtopayforone.com/?referrer123456

by Anon Y Mous August 24, 2005