ham acting

Lee Pace in The Hobbit.

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.

by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.

Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!

by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012

Smoked Ham

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010

Nigger Ham

Bologna

"We don't have much to eat, just some white bread and nigger ham."

by Ren2Hoek April 27, 2014

Simply Ham

To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.

The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.

Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!

Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!

by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010