ham bun

Hemroid. A nasty one. One that makes you want to cry and it's large enough to be the main course on your dinner plate.

I got this terrible ham bun from giving birth. It won't go away no matter how much pep-h I put on it!

by Smellymelly2014 January 17, 2014

ham hocks

The flabby, jiggly skin hanging from a woman's upper arms. They resemble the legs of a pig; which the ham hock, a cut of meet, is taken from.

I need to go to the gym so I can work on my ham hocks.

by Sika July 29, 2009

Ham and Vegemite Sandwhich

A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.

So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and the experience of eating a ham and vegemite sandwhich is often referred to as sex :)

Emily: Oooh, I feel like some sex today :)

Jasmine: Yea, I've noticed, you haven't eaten a ham and vegemite sandwhich in a while....

by FaroresFire July 24, 2009

ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

ham-hands

the uncontrolable desire of masturbating with a glazed porkroast

Watch out sir, he's got the ham-hands today...

by James Corvarse January 19, 2005

Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.

I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.

by writh3n July 22, 2009

ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

by g.prime December 27, 2007