Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.

Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!

by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

ham acting

Lee Pace in The Hobbit.

Did you see that ham acting in The Hobbit? Lee Pace made golden Smaug look subtle.

by roxyqueen2 August 21, 2017

mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

Nigger Ham

Bologna

"We don't have much to eat, just some white bread and nigger ham."

by Ren2Hoek April 27, 2014

Simply Ham

To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.

The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.

Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!

Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!

by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010